I was a professional photographer for 30 years. What can be difficult to learn about the camera underwater. It should be easy.
The simple truth of the matter that I'm impulsive. I find the ideas in my head, and things instead of looking first, as an adult, I kind of go with the theory of "When in Rome" - if the opportunity of his own, then I certainly intend to exploit it.
Thus, the last time I was in "Rome" was the sign out front read "Shutterbug Photo Supplies" and the idea was I shot the underwater photography. Therefore, once I ' I saw the water cute little camera, I bought it. Surely this should be.


Now, as a professional photographer for 30 years, we can assume that I want to watch something a little more before spending my money on the table and trotted with delusions of grandeur danced in my head. But NOOOOO. As a pro, I'm thinking that the camera small toy to a piece of cake.
Did I mention that I'm not a big fan of cake? Well, I do.
The first thing I'm doing something for free. A day or two later, I'll play with it and its dead. Why did he die? Because its video capabilities, unbeknownst to me, and I'm an idiot pushing a small button "Save" rather than "off" button and I am now in possession of the video is very long, very riveting my computer keyboard . Bully for me!
So I re-charge the darn thing, and I am finally able to sit down and read the manual .... Go to the box .... no manual. Appeal. "Where are the manuals? I was told that the camera manual. Oh, swell. This type of technology is not my friend. Spend an hour playing around with the camera and computer, and can not do it.
But, no problem! I have a PRO! While I can understand that on my own, after all, I have owned many cameras in my day! Of course, I'm not taking into account the fact that this thing just one notch above a cell phone camera and so far in my life, except for cell phone photos, I managed to put in my pocket. Anyway - as I said ...
Now as a professional, I am here to tell you that I did not need much know how to fix the camera - some basics, such as ISO, aperture and shutter speed and I can almost all the work done. And in my experience, all the devices I had in my possession the following information to me. Apart from this unit. (Assuming that the camera!) None of these things I have to fix. Instead, I have similar provisions to assist the novice.


As the version of "beauty". Now the first question that comes to mind, as opposed to what? "I mean" ugly "site? What would you say that" Over the Hill "site? Is this the camera for face elevators? breast job? Exactly what is the definition of a digital camera "beauty"? Then we have the "magic" of the site. Wait! Now I know what it is! Must address where the lift site! Right?
Then put on my options even more frightening. I have a landscape, not to be confused with another site with the landscape setting for the snowy mountains. And the site of fireworks, candle near the site. And so on. But I prefer to come after the correct version of "flower" of the "fruits and vegetables of the site.
What? I fell off my chair around. The location of fruits and vegetables? Because of what? Someone has to buy a pocket camera to photograph their squash plants goal? What happens if interest in the random background? The picture does not work? And for that matter - how to know my camera to distinguish between a petunia and a carrot?
Wait! The carrot is a root vegetable - why I have not planned for it? I need back! Carrot Farmers of America unite! This is discriminatory!
Somehow, I'm not sure how to be honest - I managed to learn the necessary arrangements for me in the water department with the pool, a fish, two fish, underwater scenery and choice of the man on the water. I think. So I go to university to do a test old.
Now, for the record, a photograph of water very difficult to model both the model and my own party. I know this because I use it with my old film camera. But after being on the road, I'm fairly certain that, despite severe constraints I can do that.
Holy cow. First was a terrible moment when I put my weight belt on a decade ago and he can not keep my remote back side of water has increased. I have a cork. Weight or shoots my fat on the surface like a ball and I have to help me keep going down. Joy. I took like a buoy. Secondly, I am compelled to look behind the camera, but I can not see underwater, mask or no mask. Fine. Then we have the non-submersible models (as I am not the only buoy in town!). The whole thing is hilarious.
But I did. Fight all the way, I managed to get some very cool photos of women underwater. I then show them to a photographer friend of mine. Remember, I'm really proud of (mainly because no one drowned, and I managed to stay on) and well, I love them. Many, in fact.
Then I heard this: "Yeah, they are cool, but why is it green?"My answer? Avatar of spite? Because clearly I Did It ON THE VALUE OF ZUCCHINI !!!!! ..... Just kill me now.